Those things are terrifying and the cleanup on them is a nightmare.

[Listen to my Release All Beasts Spotify Playlist]

A textbook horror movie backed by science, 60% of the time, it works every time.

Well, Hickory Fuckory Doo my friends. Today I am ranting about one of the coolest horror movies I’ve set my glassy eyes on in years. Joss Whedon (The Avengers, Firefly)  has done it once again! He has whipped together a likable cast of vaguely familiar, cliche teenagers; Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Kristen Connelly, Fran Kranz, Anne Hutchison, and Jesse Williams, along with West Wing and nosidaM ylliB veteran Bradley Whitford to round out the cast.

Beware! Unicorns At Play.

The movie that took so long to introduce? Cabin in the Woods, I know, it’s a generic sounding name, that’s the point. It’s a snowball effect of fucking awesomeness, the more it progresses, the more you start figuring out how much you love this movie. They cover everything! EVERY-THING! The perfect song to describe how I feel about it right now.

See Below.

Yea, It’s that good.

So,  unfortunately the BluRay/DVD release date is September 25th, 2012 and you can’t see it, like, now. But, hopefully I poked and prodded enough around this movie to spark an engaging interest in you to witness the spectacular luster that has been captured on celluloid, not cellulite. But, for now, check out the trailer and shut up.

Cabin in the Woods Homepage

I GIVE THIS FILM 4.8 CONCHES OUT OF 5.

AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR STOPPING BY AND READING.

About belchdini

I love horror and comedies mainly, My quest is to give my fellow bloggers brief reviews of the best and worst of horror tv and film with a twist of humor. My site will also display trailers of movies that i love and/or want to see. Please Enjoy! and share if you like what you read! I am also an avid musician and songwriter, short story writer, actor and student of computer science and graphic design. My bands include The Alaskan (alternative one man band), Slide of Hand (alternative comedy), and Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup (Improv Noise), links to all my music sites are listed below if you'd like a listen. I am certainly no expert when it comes to horror and comedy, my ego is just big enough to think people will read and enjoy, hopefully laugh at my posts. I know im not the only fucked up person in this world...ENJOY MY BRAIN, ZOMBIES!

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  1. Hello there, Belchdini. Your blog looks awesome and I have nominated it for A Lovely Blog Award. Enjoy it.

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